Wee Ring Maker
Posted on August 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm by :(

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Enceladus.  Frozen moon of Saturn.

NASA’s Cassini spacecraft just performed a high speed, point blank flyby (just 33 miles off the surface at 40,000 mph) to get a close look at Enceladus’s fractured surface. Cassini dodged ice particles and mission-ending gas rings to investigate the moon’s ice spewing geysers.

encel-plume.jpgNot only was liquid water discovered, but the cosmic ejaculations also contained simple biological compounds. Molested by Saturn’s gravity, the small satellite splits and gushes continually under the strain. Friction in the fractures is thought to create enough heat to support areas of perpetual liquid water. Given the trace organics in the geyser plumes, the quest for life is on.

Alien aquatics or not, one thing is certain, Enceladus is responsible for the existence of one of the parent planet’s rings (the “E” ring), which it soars through and seems to replenish with it’s tremendous expulsions.

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Weeeee !

Cassini Enceladus Mission document for the hardcore.

Jive Bombers
Posted on August 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm by :(

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The mp3 is a rip from this copy, dusties and all.

Found this gem of a 45 several years ago at Lotusland records in Milwaukee and have been wearing it out ever since. Once my anthem, and now again, briefly we hope.

The Jive Bombers once included a gal named Lil Armstrong, Louis Armstrong’s wife. She wrote this song. It’s called Bad boy. If you can’t dig it, you got a broke shovel.

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Potato time and the soggy cool whip debacle
Posted on July 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm by :(

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Sated, three loves emerge crisply from a corn forest wedding.

As humans we only see objects at the speed of light. Observations at great distances involve great lapses of time. If you observe a star explode in the milky way at night, it actually happened millions of years ago in the keyhole of time.

Likewise if you observe someone in a field as the sun goes down, say a girl in a romper or a man with a epcot center tank, or a lady in white, you would see them as they were some measure of nano seconds before, not actually as they were in that moment.

Short of dreaming on a penny, the only way to truly see someone, is to get very close so the light has little distance to travel, and stay there… preferably on hundreds of acres of mountain farm, with wild blueberries, waterfalls, many bottles of wine, and all the Fleetwood Mac records you can carry.

or some of this: Listen.

NEiNPhone
Posted on July 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm by :(

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Apple releases new fascist mind control device!

Millions of ordinary people interrupted their routines to arrange themselves in tidy lines this weekend for the new iphone unveiling at Apple and AT&T stores across the country (indeed the world). These people are not only annoying, they are fascist scum of tremendous magnitude.

Their lust for unfettered capitalism and fanatical worship of all things Apple would make Il Duce blush. Consider Apple’s blitzkrieg of the computer market and the color hierarchy that goes with a Macbook. One clean, white, orderly color for the masses. Unless you pay more, then you get a cool new SS black color classification and everyone knows you’re a tough guy! Racial superiority silver is reserved for the 3rd and shining upper class.

But good luck getting your iphocker to work with any of the older model Macs, they have been marked for final solution and are no longer compatible. In fact, all the little Mussolini’s who bought in can’t get their devices to work period. Stick with the Crackberry, they phookin work.

Your Yacht Rock Shoes
Posted on July 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm by :(

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Canvas chucks outside Cozumel, good for establishing American dominance at ports.

People, especially Americans, have no idea how to dress for the occasion. This is never more evident than on a cruise ship. The masses dress no differently than they would on a hot day on the porch: shiny athletic shorts, flip flips, polos, XL T-shirts. The more adventurous wear T-shirts with bad prints from mall clothing stores with names that sound like law firms.

The glory days of tuxedos and top hats are gone, but proper attire is still in order. Here’s what a man needs on a ship, or yacht in these more casual, globally warmer times:

1. Tailored white fine linen dress pants and shirts.
2. A tailored waistcoat.
3. Deck shoes or canvas sneakers (forget the handmade dress shoes the salty air ruins them and you can’t spontaneously wade into the ocean).
4. Knit nautical sweater for the cold hurricane nights.
5. Dyed linen pants for excursions (loose, rollable, and won’t show every rum stain).
6. Assorted sashes, bandannas, sabers, pistols and a decent spyglass.

For starters the forlorn recommends Marc Jacobs, Rag and Bone, YMC, A.P.C., and most importantly your Great Grandfather’s closet, trunk, or attic.

Romp her
Posted on June 13th, 2008 at 1:46 pm by :(

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Girl’s wore little but rompers and playsuits back in the kind and good early 80’s (as far as i’m concerned) and it’s high time people get over themselves and wear them in great numbers again.

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Few things fight global warming like a good romper. There’s barely a better way to cut down on the AC and lay around with a pomegranate popsicle. Another thing we should see more often around here.

It’s disturbing to hear trash talk about the environmentally conscious flowers who’ve already whole heartedly embraced the romper’s simple aesthetic.

“Yeah um, I’m not dressing like my baby,” one critic said in 4-inch fake diamond studded flip flops. Oh you’d rather dress like a whore. Cute is more. Stop having babies you idiot.

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New York’s Samantha Pleet
does the elegant romper.

Rompers aren’t just the domain of American Apparel. No, a girl can wear the right one to anything. Clear out your summer closet.

Memorial daze
Posted on May 26th, 2008 at 12:44 pm by :(

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Sen. Prescott Bush R-Conn. Shares his grandson’s beak nose.

In the early 30’s as America was reeling from the Great Depression, the Fascist parties in Italy and Germany were consolidating power. One of the central goals of these well-dressed regimes was the creation of a corporate state. This system of muscular economic reform appealed to some of the wealthiest businessmen in the US who saw fascism as a way out of the Depression. They inherently opposed Franklin Delano Roosevelt and his New Deal which used bold Government programs to create opportunity for the struggling masses instead of relying completely on private business (which had just proven to be in dire need of checks and balances).

This group of wealthy men and Wall Street corporations went so far as to organize a coo against FDR in 1934. Prescott Sheldon Bush, the grandfather of sitting President, George W Bush was one of these men. A regime styled after a fascist dictatorship was planned. They had the money, the will and the connections. They only lacked the manpower to carry it out. US National Archives documents of a House Committee on un-American Activities reveal how this plot was exposed at the last minute by a man on the inside.

gensmedleybutler.jpgMajor-General Smedley Butler, a 33-year Marine Corps veteran was the key to the plan, the man who could rally 500,000 disgruntled, out of work veterans who would be the muscle. Like the private armies of Hitler and Mussolini, these troops would have been more than enough to take on any standing army the US had at the time. But good Smedley had only gone along with it long enough to blow the whistle on the whole lot.

No one was prosecuted for treason, instead deals were cut. After-all, FDR would not have been able to pass his New Deal and enact such monumental reforms with resistance from American industrialists and all the power of Wall Street. The information was buried and names were largely censored out.

Almost a decade later, in 1942, the New York-based Union Banking Corporation (UBC) was seized by the Federal government under the Trading with the Enemy Act. Exposed in funding Hitler’s rise to power, UBC was connected to a whole network of companies that profited from bankrolling the National Socialist Party. Prescott Bush was one of UBC’s directors. Again, none of the American businessmen were prosecuted, but this time, the documents are apparently uncensored at the National Archives.

This Memorial day, George Bush’s recent comments to the Israeli parliament about appeasement seem a touch absurd. There’s just a wee bit of irony in the seeds of the Bush family fortune. Bankrolling the most fascist, criminal regime in human history put Prescott and the Bush family on the map. For Bush, it was on to the Senate and the founding of a dynasty that would continue to usurp American democracy for 3 generations.

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How many complete assholes can you fit on one family bush?

While this writer’s proud Grandfather was fighting Hitler’s fascist goons (Patton’s 3rd Army, 16th armored infantry) George Bush’s grandfather was writing them checks. Making appeasement analogies when you’re a Bush takes real balls! And zero morality. And dumbfuckedness. But he knows he can get away with it.

WAKE UP

AMERICA

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