Memorial daze
Posted on May 26th, 2008 at 12:44 pm by :(

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Sen. Prescott Bush R-Conn. Shares his grandson’s beak nose.

In the early 30′s as America was reeling from the Great Depression, the Fascist parties in Italy and Germany were consolidating power. One of the central goals of these well-dressed regimes was the creation of a corporate state. This system of muscular economic reform appealed to some of the wealthiest businessmen in the US who saw fascism as a way out of the Depression. They inherently opposed Franklin Delano Roosevelt and his New Deal which used bold Government programs to create opportunity for the struggling masses instead of relying completely on private business (which had just proven to be in dire need of checks and balances).

This group of wealthy men and Wall Street corporations went so far as to organize a coo against FDR in 1934. Prescott Sheldon Bush, the grandfather of sitting President, George W Bush was one of these men. A regime styled after a fascist dictatorship was planned. They had the money, the will and the connections. They only lacked the manpower to carry it out. US National Archives documents of a House Committee on un-American Activities reveal how this plot was exposed at the last minute by a man on the inside.

gensmedleybutler.jpgMajor-General Smedley Butler, a 33-year Marine Corps veteran was the key to the plan, the man who could rally 500,000 disgruntled, out of work veterans who would be the muscle. Like the private armies of Hitler and Mussolini, these troops would have been more than enough to take on any standing army the US had at the time. But good Smedley had only gone along with it long enough to blow the whistle on the whole lot.

No one was prosecuted for treason, instead deals were cut. After-all, FDR would not have been able to pass his New Deal and enact such monumental reforms with resistance from American industrialists and all the power of Wall Street. The information was buried and names were largely censored out.

Almost a decade later, in 1942, the New York-based Union Banking Corporation (UBC) was seized by the Federal government under the Trading with the Enemy Act. Exposed in funding Hitler’s rise to power, UBC was connected to a whole network of companies that profited from bankrolling the National Socialist Party. Prescott Bush was one of UBC’s directors. Again, none of the American businessmen were prosecuted, but this time, the documents are apparently uncensored at the National Archives.

This Memorial day, George Bush’s recent comments to the Israeli parliament about appeasement seem a touch absurd. There’s just a wee bit of irony in the seeds of the Bush family fortune. Bankrolling the most fascist, criminal regime in human history put Prescott and the Bush family on the map. For Bush, it was on to the Senate and the founding of a dynasty that would continue to usurp American democracy for 3 generations.

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How many complete assholes can you fit on one family bush?

While this writer’s proud Grandfather was fighting Hitler’s fascist goons (Patton’s 3rd Army, 16th armored infantry) George Bush’s grandfather was writing them checks. Making appeasement analogies when you’re a Bush takes real balls! And zero morality. And dumbfuckedness. But he knows he can get away with it.

WAKE UP

AMERICA

Man with the golden poops
Posted on May 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm by :(

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Lemme to flick it!

Wise guy designer Tobias Wong did not impress me with his chrome-plated, zinc-cast box cutter after 9/11. It’s too cool and flashy, too easily mistaken as a glorification of the hijacker weapon of choice. Zinc is essential for a healthy immune system, what does it all mean? I’d prefer a zicam swab.

But I haven’t been paying attention, and Mr. Wong has more recently come up with some wondrous toys. I stumbled upon this chrome light switch encased in lucite sitting curiously on a table. Immediately wished I could get at it and flick it back and forth. Switches are cool for that.

Not only can you man handle this piece (the cover is simply secured by hidden magnets in the lucite) but it wirelessly operates your light/electronic device of choice. You got me now Mr. Wong!

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Turn your poops gold!

Wong would have been an alchemist a few centuries ago. All those tools who think Goldschläger is the way to go don’t know a thing (anyone drinking cinnamon schnapps in the first place has serious problems). These pills don’t share the functionality of the light switch, but they are a brilliant commentary on the bling obsessed, over-medicated, tacky culture that prevails on 24 hour news channels.

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Other totally old news favorites are: sunshine in a mason jar solar powered all-weather lamp; Smoker’s mittens (started in NY when the indoor ban hit); Foil stamp skull matchbooks (remind yourself to cut down).

You can get some Wong in Brooklyn, NY at Future Perfect.

Get Cained
Posted on May 5th, 2008 at 1:35 pm by :(

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Sir Maurice Micklewhite, Known to most as Michael Cain, is quite obviously a legend of colossal proportions. His role in Children of Men officially made him the coolest Knight since David Bowie. It may not be obvious, however, that he is a DJ and a favorite selector of mood for the likes of Elton John, a man who can CLEARLY set his own moods.

I’m sure you have Michael Cain’s website/blog bookmarked but unless you live in England, or even Great Britain (or the UK for that matter) you may have missed that little post about the release of his record of “chill out classics.” It’s a sophisticated gentleman’s brew designed to intoxicate, relax and help you make moves on people who would normally be completely out of your league. Cained woos with Doctor Rockit, Nina Simone, Roy Budd, and by the time he gets to Phyllis Nelson’s “Move Closer,” well, I’ve told you before to be careful where you put your legs. ~Alfie.

Good luck finding it in US stores, online might be the only way to obtain this chick magnet.